1960 Hits renamed for aging babyboomers

[MortgageQueen]

1960 Hits Renamed
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees ---
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face ?

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---
Denture Queen

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last, but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

Hope you enjoyed the "refreshed" titles. . .
Shak-alaka Boom and Peace Brother. . . seventies child.

[MortgageQueen]

Sorry that it's formatted /hard to read. Every time I tried putting spacing in, it didn't work. . . .Kinda makes the editing feature a bit useless. . . . errrr

[BuggaBugga]

That's so funny lol!

[Lynn49]

I hate to say it...but yep...it sure tells it like it is...not that I'm THAT old, yet....just bought a new set of clubs for myself today (actually hubby did)...but headin' there much too fast!! LOVE that our new car has free XMSatellite radio for the next 6 months...I have it set to the 60s channel, and hubby has it set to the 50s channel...lol....depending on who's driving, we play dueling-channels....
They're smart, though.....I don't think I could NOT have XMXatellite anymore!

[glowworm2k]

I'm too young for this by a few years, but couldn't stop laughing...
I am one of those people that chronically mis-hears song lyrics when I listen to the radio. The one that I will now hear everytime now is "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
I can already see this one creeping into my ears as I type this

[Lynn49]

Oh, dear, Glowworm....that's the FIRST sign!

[DaveP]

[Dee09]

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

lol. I shouldn't laugh too hard...