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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 09:31 AM #1
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him,
"Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied,
"Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."
Moral of the story. . . "Why do you ask?" might be a better opener next time. . . ..Have a Great Long Weekend!
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 10:39 AM #2
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LOL! That's too funny. Thanks for the morning laugh!
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 11:00 AM #3
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Bwahaha! Too funny! Thanks for sharing
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 11:38 AM #4
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Thanks for the morning giggle.
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 11:54 AM #5
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Thanks for the laugh! It brightened my morning
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 12:24 PM #6
Rep 2 u....
good stuff!!!
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 01:09 PM #7
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Shared! Thanks for the laugh.
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 04:05 PM #8
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funny!
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Fri, May 18th, 2012, 11:00 PM #9
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Very funny! gives "teachable moment" a new meaning!
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