A few LOLS for you.....

[heartgirl99]

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[padyofurniture]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[padyofurniture]

[heartgirl99]

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[heartgirl99]

[MortgageQueen]

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at
midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's preflight check, he
discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last
flight.



So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to
take care of it.



The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only
to find that the latrine pump-truck has been left outdoors and is frozen
solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more
time.



He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do.
Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and
slowly) so as not to risk criticism later.



As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your attitude and
performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see
to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished.'



Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says,
'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United
States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any
leave. I have one stripe; it's 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is -40 degrees below zero,
and my job here is to pump **** out of an aircraft.
Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?'

[padyofurniture]

These guys hit my street at 7am each Wednesday...