A few LOLS for you.....

[Crochetlady]

I can see this happening!

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco . Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.



Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.




The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.



They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.



"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker "



But before they could finish,..........



the waitress interrupted. "Oh -- sorry about that." She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.



There was dead silence at the Mensa table.





Reminds me of our government, solutions would be so simple, but the brilliant minds in Ottawa have to make the situation difficult.

[Crochetlady]

THREE LITTLE BOYS --
were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.




So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.



One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"



" Sure," said the janitor.



He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.

Then he said, "You are now baptized!"


When they got outside, one of them asked,"What religion do you think we are?"


The oldest one said,

1. "We're not Kathlick , because they pour the water on you.
2. We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.
3. We're not Methdiss , because they just sprinkle water on you."



The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"


They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'


"I think it means we're Pissbitarian!"

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[padyofurniture]

I'll have to try this...

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[Lynn49]

I want the dress.

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[walkonby]

Hey! did you hear something?