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    Seenager


    I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

    I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
    I don’t have to go to school or work.
    I get an allowance every month.
    I have my own pad.
    I don’t have a curfew.
    I have a driver’s license and my own car.
    I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store.
    The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
    And I don’t have acne.
    Life s great.

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    You are driving down the road in
    your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you


    pass by a bus stop and you see
    three people waiting for the bus:


    1. An old lady who looks
    as if she is about to die.


    2. An old friend who once
    saved your life.


    3. The perfect partner
    you have been dreaming about.


    Which one would you
    choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could


    only be one passenger in your car?
    Think before you continue reading.


    This is a moral/ethical
    dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
    You could pick up the old lady,
    because she is going to die, and thus you should


    save her first. Or you could take
    the old friend because he once saved your life,


    and this would be the perfect
    chance to pay him back. However, you may never be


    able to find your perfect mate
    again.


    YOU WON'T BELIEVE
    THIS...


    The candidate who was
    hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with


    his answer. He simply
    answered:
    'I would give the car keys to
    my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.


    I would stay behind and wait for
    the bus with the partner of my
    dreams.'


    Sometimes, we gain more
    if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.


    Never forget to
    'Think Outside of the Box.'

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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
    'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
    ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


    3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
    ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
    'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants – It's
    'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.



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