A few LOLS for you.....

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> Tom and Mick were walking along a street in Toronto.
>
> Mick looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his
> eye. The sign read, "Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $6.50
> per pair."
>
>
> Mick said to his buddy, "Hey look at these prices! We could buy a whole lot
> of dose and when we get back to St, John's could make a fortune.
>
> Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause
> if they hear our accents, they might think we're thickos from Newfoundland
> and try to screw us. I'll put on my best accent."
>
> "Right y'are Mick, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da
> business," said Tom.
>
> They go in and Mick said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll
> take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $4.00 each, and 50 pairs of
> trousers at $6.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I
> will."
>
> The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Newfoundland, aren't
> you?"
>
> "Well yes," said a surprised Mick. "What gave it away?"
>
> The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners."

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