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Fri, Nov 9th, 2012, 06:45 AM #1471
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We all need a little sunshine every now and then
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 07:33 AM #1477
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 07:34 AM #1478
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 07:34 AM #1479
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 08:00 AM #1480
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> have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
> thinking, surely i can't look that old?
> well . . . You'll love this one.
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> i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
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> i noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
> suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
> same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
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> could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
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> upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This
> balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to
> have been my classmate.
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> after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park
> high school.
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> "yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.
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> "when did you graduate?" i asked.
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> he answered, "in 1975. Why do you ask?"
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> "you were in my class!", i exclaimed.
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> he looked at me closely.
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> then, that
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> ugly,
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> old,
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> bald,
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> wrinkle-faced,
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> fat-assed,
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> gray-haired,
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> decrepit
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> son-of-a-
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> asked,
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> "what did you teach?"
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 08:46 AM #1481
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^^^ oh darn you holly!
I got on the computer to look up a new-ish recipe for pumpkin/butternut squash soup ( or anything else I can make with this gaw-geous pumpkin I have left ) , then my typing fingers " slipped " and here I was on sc reading your story about the old dentist who assumed YOU were older!
Just send him this pic! lol...oh and also send him a BIG mirror! ( maybe he has not looked into one in a very long time? lol!!)
Charles R.I.P. passed October 29th 2024 52 years old
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 09:56 AM #1482
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Bahahaha, it's not about me WOB.....just a funny someone email me bahahaha....
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 09:56 AM #1483
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and dammmmm those fingers eh? Happens to me all the time too
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Sat, Nov 10th, 2012, 10:52 AM #1484
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Sun, Nov 11th, 2012, 02:39 PM #1485
A True Cdn. Investment
Just imagine...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Canadian drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be a Canadian!
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