A few LOLS for you.....

[operabob]

Leafs Vs Canadians



Once upon a time long, long, ago there was a year when neither the Leafs nor the Canadiens made the post season playoffs.



It seemed so unusual, that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition



between the two teams because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a weeklong ice fishing competition.



The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.



So on a cold northern Ontario lake they began their contest.



The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Canadiens had caught 100 fish and the Leafs had 0.



At the end of the 2nd day the Canadiens had caught 200 fish and the Leafs 0.



That evening the Leafs coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place"



So the next morning he dressed one of his players in Canadien colours and sent him over to their camp to act as a spy.



At the end of the day he came back to report to the coach. The coach asked "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"



"They sure are," the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice!"

[operabob]

As a former teacher I know just how true this is!

[operabob]

[operabob]

Elk Sex Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?" "Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"

[mandygeering]

Wow how cute. My son went to the dentist the other day, hes 4 and the dentist was telling him some jokes to make him comfortable and asked if my son knew any jokes well he came out with... `what time do you go to the dentist, tooth hurty. lol where does a 4 yr old learn that.

[coyote00]

[coyote00]

[coyote00]

[operabob]

[operabob]

[operabob]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]

[Natalka]