your Irish Wolfhound has decided that all you are going to do today is scratch his backside
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your Irish Wolfhound has decided that all you are going to do today is scratch his backside
...dog owners don't pick their dog's crap from off your lawn and you almost end up stepping in it.
...you end up catching your hair dresser's cold and you're out for a week.
...people can't be bother to replace or replenish things in the house eg; toilet paper, hand soap.
...people do such a bad job that you were better off doing it yourself.
...it seems like you're the only one who cleans the house.
...people know you're broke and they keep asking to borrow money.
...my cat decides to wake me up for (his!) dinner by laying on my neck during my languid summer nap. Did I mention he's 20 lbs?
...when drivers stop on the middle of the street to drop off someone
you get an itchy ear canal? Maddening!
When kids ring the bells on every bike on the bike rack outside your work window. For 20 straight minutes!!
...you go to Boston Pizza to get your free birthday pasta meal and you are told you can't use it because it's Pasta Tuesday and they can't let you redeem it when it's discounted!!!!!
...you're in a great mood to go shopping for clothes, get to the store, find a cute shirt (or other piece of clothing) and find it in every size but YOURS. It didn't happen today but it drives me absolutely insane! I'm that awkward size where I can fit into an XL or an X/1X at certain stores. Every time I go to a place like Winners, there's barely anything in XL and every time I go to Penningtons or AdditionElle, there's barely anything in X or 1X. The only place I'm ever satisfied with is Old Navy because I can fit into their size L shirts (makes me feel good about myself, lol!) and I can always find pants to fit me. I'm also a petite leg which sucks as well. I always have troubles finding winter clothes but never summer clothes which is a good thing. Alright, I'm done :)
When you have to work and you're sick on your bday.....gggrrrrrrrrr.....
...your child sleeps in the days you wake up early and vice versa
.....when you only hear from your husbands family when someone wants something fixed.
.....when your MIL refuses to come to your baby shower (or send a gift) because your husband, who worked a 14 hour day, then didn't drop everything and run over to fix their well pump.
.....when your MIL flat out refuses to attend her new grandson's baptism because she is still determined to punish us for her son not jumping to fix their well pump. Time to call on one of their other 6 grown kids perhaps?
.....when you receive a wedding invitation in the mail to your niece's wedding 17 days before the big day.
.....When the Baskin-Robbins plant in town announces this week that they are closing and 80 jobs will be lost.
.....when the mail forwarding service you signed up for through Canada Post starts forwarding someone else's mail to your new address.
.....when you loose track of time while online and miss garbage pickup on Friday.
when you go to no frills to get an advertised special ($4.88 artic garden vegetables) and they dont carry that size at that location... :(
People are suppose to give you 5 days notice to get passes from you, and then get angry when they show up unanounced and your dh says she's not home. I actually got qan earful from this person :rant: Read your condo rules dude, I don't even have to give you one without proper notice!