Originally Posted by
theweave3162
Thank you for calling Revenue Canada. For service in French press 1, for service in Punjab press 2, for service in Chinese press 3, for service in Farsi, press 4 to speak to someone who knows English and is in Canada, please hang up and call again.
Next menu: If we have lost your DTC application, press 1. If we have lost your DTC application more than once, press 2. If we have goofed up your application for DTC, press 3. If we really goofed up and mailed it to Mongolia, it will get back here by the next courier donkey.
If you are waiting for your Disability pension application to be approved and are still breathing, please hang up and call back when you are not. IF you are waiting and not breathing, your application will be approved within the next 75 years. If you are in need of more cat food to eat because that is all you can afford, save money and buy Meow Mix in bulk!
THAT is the new RC phone system!