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    A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"
    Dad says, " Well son,
    let me try to explain it this way:
    I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
    Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
    The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
    And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
    " Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
    The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
    Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny.
    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "
    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
    The little boy replies, " Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Sh*t ."




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    madame vice president
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    Did the speed of text typing get changed with this update, by any chance? It feels really slow to me and Im not sure if its just me or if its actually been changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidFug View Post
    Did the speed of text typing get changed with this update, by any chance? It feels really slow to me and Im not sure if its just me or if its actually been changed.
    Definitely just you!

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    ^^^ ha ha @heartgirl99 I hope this newest Tik Tok tops that! ha ha

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    woo hoo! Now here is a New York Daily News headline I laughed my head off over!!
    Karma is what Steve Bannon???? No worries, Trump will probably pardon you if you don't rat him out on stuff you know about him to cut yourself a sweeter deal!


    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...yaq-story.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by walkonby View Post
    woo hoo! Now here is a New York Daily News headline I laughed my head off over!!
    Karma is what Steve Bannon???? No worries, Trump will probably pardon you if you don't rat him out on stuff you know about him to cut yourself a sweeter deal!


    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...yaq-story.html
    hope he flips like a pancake!
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    Should be interesting with the new conservative head. I know next to nothing about him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalka View Post
    Should be interesting with the new conservative head. I know next to nothing about him.
    He's from Durham Region. Bowmanville. Next to Oshawa. He needs to make himself well known to the country, not just to the Greater Toronto Area, IMHO

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    @heartgirl99 this is to lift your spirits and tickle your funny bone! hee hee

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    Trump tests positive for COVID 19
    Trump's wife test positive for COVID 19
    Trump's aide test positive for COVID 19
    Trump helicoptored from the White House to Walter Reid hospital with symptoms
    All within the last 24 hours or so
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