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Tue, Aug 11th, 2020, 10:39 AM #3346
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A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"
Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
" Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. "
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, " Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Sh*t ."
Last edited by walkonby; Tue, Aug 11th, 2020 at 10:42 AM.
babies teach us acceptance
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Tue, Aug 11th, 2020, 07:24 PM #3347
madame vice president
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Sat, Aug 15th, 2020, 12:52 PM #3348
Did the speed of text typing get changed with this update, by any chance? It feels really slow to me and Im not sure if its just me or if its actually been changed.
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Sat, Aug 15th, 2020, 02:07 PM #3349
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Mon, Aug 17th, 2020, 10:23 AM #3350
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Thu, Aug 20th, 2020, 07:59 AM #3351
this is so funny!
https://twitter.com/Jasonmjarrett/st...96905744932866
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Thu, Aug 20th, 2020, 09:50 AM #3352
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^^^ ha ha @heartgirl99 I hope this newest Tik Tok tops that! ha ha
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Thu, Aug 20th, 2020, 10:15 AM #3353
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woo hoo! Now here is a New York Daily News headline I laughed my head off over!!
Karma is what Steve Bannon???? No worries, Trump will probably pardon you if you don't rat him out on stuff you know about him to cut yourself a sweeter deal!
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/pol...yaq-story.html
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Thu, Aug 20th, 2020, 09:22 PM #3354
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Mon, Aug 24th, 2020, 04:23 PM #3355
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Should be interesting with the new conservative head. I know next to nothing about him.
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Sat, Sep 5th, 2020, 06:44 PM #3356
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Sun, Sep 13th, 2020, 07:47 PM #3357
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Sat, Sep 19th, 2020, 10:13 AM #3358
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Mon, Sep 21st, 2020, 01:18 PM #3359
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@heartgirl99 this is to lift your spirits and tickle your funny bone! hee hee
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Fri, Oct 2nd, 2020, 07:53 PM #3360
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Trump tests positive for COVID 19
Trump's wife test positive for COVID 19
Trump's aide test positive for COVID 19
Trump helicoptored from the White House to Walter Reid hospital with symptoms
All within the last 24 hours or so
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