Originally Posted by
Minou
Okay... let me give you the transcript and the situation:
In line at Ricki's to pay for something. Two cashiers with customers at the counter. Other staff wandering the store. Four other customers in line, two of us with babies in strollers. One cashier busy doing what seemed like a return and an explanation of the pants loyalty card program. A middle-aged woman wearing baggy pants and running shoes at the other cashier. The tone of the cashier like a person trying to sell the excitement of broccoli to a three year old, and at a volume level appropriate to staff at a nursing home.
Cashier: "Oh, these are the perfect pants! Weren't they just the perfect pants! Didn't they fit incredibly? Aren't they slimming? They're our best pants ever! Did you try them on?"
Woman: Oh, yes, I think they'll work.
Cashier: Oh, I know you'll be back to get more... they're just perfect! Oh, and look at these two gorgeous t-shirts! Red and brown! Such incredible colours on you!
Woman: Mmmm... they're very nice.
Cashier: And all the jewellery is now 50% off today, just for YOU!" Do you want to buy some jewellery? Look -- that whole rack over there! It's all 50% off!
Woman: What's my total?
Cashier: It's $93.00 right now... such a great price for these three great items! I know! I'll go and pick out some jewellery that I think you'll like! Just a minute!
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Cashier: Look, we have these earrings with the black stones, and these dangly ones with the red -- I KNOW you like red! Am I right? Am I right? And we have these purple ones...
Woman: Umm... I don't think so...
Cashier: Oh, just a second! I'll get some others! Look! Bracelets! Look at these beautiful bracelets with all of the stones around them! These would go so well with the earrings as well!
Woman: Umm... maybe this one.
Cashier: Oh, the purple one? You like purple? Good choice! It's such a beautiful colour! It goes with everything!
Woman: I guess so...
Cashier: Okay, your total is now $103.xx. Is there anything else you need? A jacket or sweater, maybe?
Woman: Maybe...
Cashier: Oh, you're just so cute... just adorable. I'll pick something out from you. I think I know your taste and what you would like. Just a minute... come with me...
And we were all still in line.:bebored: