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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 02:20 PM #106
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 03:16 PM #107
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 03:24 PM #108
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 07:39 PM #109
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 08:22 PM #110
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 09:14 PM #111
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how the heck did I miss this
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 09:57 PM #112
I received this funny email see if I can copy and paste it
Told as only Maxine can tell it.
As we progress into 2012, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails
over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel,
nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying
about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine
what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving
because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only
imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on
the floor of a public toilet.
I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with
every envelope that needs sealing.
ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub
full of ice with my kidneys gone.
I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered
if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because
it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car,
so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes
seven different types of cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water
in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring
me for life.
I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a
needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.
I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug
me with a perfume sample and rob me..
And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to
Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..
Thanks to you I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a
big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant
death when it bites my butt.
And thanks to your great advice I can't ever pick up a
dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed
there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the
Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land
on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the
fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you
to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s
ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's
beautician!
Oh, and by the way...
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study,
has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity
read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.
P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because
I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..
NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY…
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 10:02 PM #113
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 10:24 PM #114
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I'm sorry there's no way I can read that I will go A-WOL and live in a plastic bubble while cleaning myself with bleach every 5 minutes (bleach coupons, anyone?? Lol)
Btw... Are all WL posted? My envie is just about ready to go!Last edited by Bronwen; Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012 at 10:26 PM.
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 10:28 PM #115
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OMG ... i need to go out and get bigger envies ...
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 10:42 PM #116
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Yah I tried and tried but it looks like I'll have to go get a bigger envie to stuff these in too!!!
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 11:20 PM #117
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Thu, Aug 23rd, 2012, 11:26 PM #118
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Fri, Aug 24th, 2012, 12:22 AM #119
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Okay...did I miss it....I can't find lunamoth's WL....
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Fri, Aug 24th, 2012, 01:08 AM #120
omg. I missed an awesome train!!
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