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So little Red Squirrel in our backyard whom we got to know during the power outage, why do you now come daily and make those annoying chirpy sounds antagonizing our cats Claudius and Hamlet? Why do you flail and shake your tail so violently?
Is that Squirrel twerk?
We fed you some old stale peanuts, but you were so cute and then when we ran out of those, we gave you the good stuff....our baking nuts ( pecans and wanuts!) We noticed the cord to the bird feeder is chewed through and the feeder is smashed to the deck now, did you chew through that line? Are you angry with us? Would you like your own game ( Angry Squirrels? )
Our power is back on now, and we may have used you for entertainment while it was out the same way we hugged the dogs all day and night ( for warmth) so please now just scamper away till we buy more peanuts.