I may have to shoot myself now...

But before I do I'm going to share the pain.

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You rotten, mean, nasty man!!

I need to go read a very long, well written book now

Don't shoot yourself DaveP.

That's Shakespeare, don't you know. Romeo and Juliet - the 2012 version.:smartass:

Can't you just see that being played out on stage in front of a live audience?:wink:

http://cdn2.all-art.org/literature/e...titled-212.jpg

aww frig.. my brain hurts now

Cripes. You may have to shoot me first. Please! :lolsign:

I need to stab myself in the eyes before shooting myself

cripes, it felt like i was reading a "hole nuthur lungwage"

my head hurts now!!

Hahaha:)

Holy hell! That made my brain ache trying to read that.. I'm embarrassed that this is my generation....

Brutal. Where's the gun?

Remember when someone tried to get "Ebonics" taught in schools?!!

Let's just shoot the composer of that drivel.http://www.msnhiddenemoticons.com/Li...achine_gun.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlrekW2_WxM

lol internet. It's sad some people actually spell like that BCUZ IT DA INTRNT NBD C4RES. IT AINT ENGLSH CLAZZ.

Dramatic reading is just hilarious though.

I have to stop clicking on Dave's posts.....but I was very concerned!!!! Damn you Dave

Dave your a nut from my town.....I do love what you write....cheers...have a great day everyone....BTW I hate poptarts!!!!