Originally Posted by
jpnorton
Saskatchewan
Two Americans are lost driving through the Canadian prairies so they decide to stop and find out where they are. One waits in the car while the other goes into a gas station for some information. He says to the clerk, "Me an' my friend are lost. Can ya tell me where we are?" The clerk replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan". The American leaves. When he gets back into the car his friend says, "Well, where are we?" The first American replies, "I dunno. They don't speak English here."