My BF punched me in the face....in his sleep

[cheapNcheeky]

There I am...peacefully sleeping. Then BAM....my boyfriend punches me in the mouth at 3am!! I turn over, shake the heck outta him and yell 'you punched me!!!' ARGH annoying. Lol he was apparently trying to put his arm around me.

And if that wasn't bad enough, a week later I get an elbow to the forehead at 6:30am. Seriously??? Then as soon as I settle down and am ready to fall back asleep, my alarm goes off. What a great way to start off a Monday morning.

He is the WORST person to sleep with. He snores loudly, tosses and turns, talks in his sleep and now...he's hitting me.
No wonder Lucy and Ricky slept in separate beds lol.

I love him to death but I just needed to RANT....AHHHHHHH

**Oh and he's a blanket stealer too. So I wake up in the middle of the night freezing cold and he's wrapped up nicely like a burrito. BAH**

[newbiesaver]

Lol!! This reminds me of when my now husband and I were dating. I had a single mattress (not even a box spring!) and a wooden milk crate beside it as my nightstand (yay student living!). Well, I pushed him over one night and he rolled off the mattress hiting his head on the crate. I was half asleep so I laughed and went right back to snoring. Later he told me he was actually in pain. Oops!

As for punching, I now punch and kick him on a regular basis...sometimes he snores like crazy and after he told me "just kick me if I snore too loudly"...I now do it with gusto. Problem is...I'm just over a hundred pounds and he's closing in on 300. It's a little hard to pack a punch and he sometimes doesn't even wake up...just snores louder! Lol.

[Insane]

You should get him to have a sleep study done. My hubby is a horribly restless sleeper. He suffers from Restless leg syndrome and snores so LOUDLY. It's insane. I finally had enough of it (he's been snoring since 2004!!!) and he got a sleep study done. Turns out he wakes something like 21 times an hour while sleeping. With the CPAP machine he got, no snoring, no moving and tossing, and he is so much more rested. Best thing he ever did for his health.

[wolfwoman]

It's like sleeping in a warzone with my DH. Kick,Smack, Flailing arms and the odd headlock. Then throw in the snoringAnd he has the nerve to comlpain about my sound therapy machine being too loud!

[bargain_hunter_lola]

lol. Sorry OP but at least you have some fun stories!

DH is a sleep walker and talker. It used to drive me nuts but after 10+ years I'm used to it. Thankfully it only occurs when he's extremely tired (ie, after working a lot of OT or hard labour) or if he's been drinking a little too much (thankfully that is now so rare, unlike when we were students! lol).

[Autum]

Ha ha some funny tales.My hubby is a snorer so he is the one who gets digs from me

[xXtiggerXx]

My boyfriend is a sleep talk/walker too. Most times I find it hilarious what he says and does in his sleep but I have dodged a few straight arms.

[MrsSunshine]

holy crap ladies.. i'll never complain about my hubby being too hot again.. mabye time to look at king size beds.. thats what we did.. takes alot of effort to get across that bed and do anything

[matrix82]

Sorry to hear about your rough sleeping arrangements.

In my household I am the rough sleeper: talk, scream, toss about, punch and kick :S.

[Shwa Girl]

Sorry to hear this OP.
With all your coupon savings, maybe a home with two master bedrooms is the solution for you.
And you would not be alone. This is become a trend.
http://www.55places.com/blog/new_tre...ms_for_boomers

[seylz_gurl]

you had me worried for a moment....whew, it wasn't intentional! my DH always puts his elbows behind his head and wings me in the head, I need to wear a helmet to bed lol.

[seylz_gurl]

Sorry to hear about your rough sleeping arrangements.

In my household I am the rough sleeper: talk, scream, toss about, punch and kick :S.

I talk and scream in my sleep too, pretty embarrassing sometimes...

[Shwa Girl]

I talk and scream in my sleep too, pretty embarrassing sometimes...

So long as you don't talk and reveal that you were out with Channing Tatum, 2012 sexiest man of the year
http://www.people.com/people/package...315920,00.html

[Jasminebed]

So long as you don't talk and reveal that you were out with Channing Tatum, 2012 sexiest man of the year
http://www.people.com/people/package...315920,00.html

That would have to go in the Brag section!

[maribel]

I'm a blanket stealer, always have been but I also have my own blanket and sheet. Have had our own from day one with hubby. We each have our own, and it solves that problem for us.. He snores, so sometimes I punch him in my sleep, we call it a draw lol

Hopefully you'll start having peaceful sleeps soon!