Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

[hollyquaiscer]

[hollyquaiscer]

[hollyquaiscer]

Is this the meat hook you threatened to hank the kids on

[operabob]

[operabob]

[SillyLoocie]

you can come on here & freely admit your addiction to punography.

[coyote00]

[SillyLoocie]

You appreciate a good joke when it is played on the right person.

[operabob]

[operabob]

[operabob]

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[SillyLoocie]

You like a guy with a free spirit who can also express himself with very fine fashion sense.

[operabob]

Getting old when

You know you're getting older when...

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

[operabob]

Will you marry me?

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."

After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."