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Tue, May 10th, 2011, 02:37 PM #6241
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Tue, May 10th, 2011, 10:12 PM #6242
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 12:00 AM #6243
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Girl of the Day - Keli
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 12:03 AM #6244
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The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Don't *uck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 02:57 AM #6245
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 06:08 AM #6246
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Ahh first one in the door!!! Good morning all!!!! Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day..... I think you should all play hooky and sit on a patio and enjoy some beverages. I think I just might do that!!!!!
Feel free to join me!!!! Paycheck smaycheck........Ha ha ha ha
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 06:15 AM #6247
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6:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Colin Miller of Whitby
OMG I gotcha Romeo!!!!!! Yeehaa!!! that never happens ....Last edited by maggierocks; Wed, May 11th, 2011 at 07:26 AM.
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 06:15 AM #6248
Gm Maggie way to go !
Last edited by ROMEO; Wed, May 11th, 2011 at 06:18 AM.
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 06:55 AM #6249
Greg Brady Bonus Code: bulls
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 07:18 AM #6250
7:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Michael Rigowski (?) of Oshawa
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 08:03 AM #6251
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Morning all. And I am on board with Maggie. BBQ and a bevvie for lunch. Should be an awesome day.
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 08:07 AM #6252
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 08:16 AM #6253
8:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Jack Brazzarie (?) of Woodbridge
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 09:23 AM #6254
Bonus Code:wings
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Wed, May 11th, 2011, 09:24 AM #6255
I'm riding my bike to the Dentist later, then to the Pub.... for a cold one....Yeah I love hot weather!!!
Yea, it is cheap on gas! You only burn calories. LOLLast edited by The Professor and MaryAnn; Wed, May 11th, 2011 at 09:33 AM.
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