For Sale or Trade - Adult Sibling - I've had enough of "siblingitis"!

[lessthannat]

I can totally relate to you on this, it seems common sense is lost on some people and they will never change

:/

[SassyAshley]

Are we related????? do we share a brother?????? my brother cannot speak up he mumbles and grunts well unless he is drunk, than he is super chatty and forgets whose company he is in and constantly swears in front of oma which is a huge NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'd probably ask for a sibling that can take him as he is and ask for little to no ability to converse--he does not "do" much conversing and tends towards asking things he should have a clue about.

[Shwa Girl]

@ShwaGirl and @gourmetsue-according to the current Optimum terms, the program ends in 2016. So no ten-year/five-year claims on points in trade.

What is this country coming too when you can't rely on Shoppers Optimum points to be there for you for 10 years. Eh?

[Shwa Girl]

Are we related????? do we share a brother?????? my brother cannot speak up he mumbles and grunts well unless he is drunk, than he is super chatty and forgets whose company he is in and constantly swears in front of oma which is a huge NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swearing in front of your oma?!?
Does she get out the switch for him?

[xox2010]

((hugs)) shwa_girl, I would give you my brother but I'm afraid he would drive you crazier than your current sibling!

[Shwa Girl]

((hugs)) shwa_girl, I would give you my brother but I'm afraid he would drive you crazier than your current sibling!

Thanks for the offer.
Wow, so many SCers with similar siblingitis situations.

[Darth Penguin]

ohh yeah call display is awesome -for screening out family

doesn't always work on overseas calls though...

[Darth Penguin]

Are we related????? do we share a brother?????? my brother cannot speak up he mumbles and grunts well unless he is drunk, than he is super chatty and forgets whose company he is in and constantly swears in front of oma which is a huge NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swearing in front of your oma?!?
Does she get out the switch for him?

One of my grand-mothers was from fishing-folk and the other was a farmer's daughter and both had soldiers or sailors in the family..

There's something fun about a brash young squaddie getting his @$$ pwned by a sweet lil olde lady...

[SassyAshley]

Oma does not realize now what is going on now, it is a respect thing now, he wouldn't have done it before he shouldn't do it now. I remember both of my brothers getting a lecture a few years ago we were all adults but going to spend 10 days with Oma at their Florida home and for about half an hour the boys were reminded to act proper, don't swear and behave in front in Oma. Funny nothing was said to me or my sis.

He got quite a few lectures about his and his friend's behavior from oma over the years. Oma has always been strict on acting proper and following the "rules". But guess I can't say anything every time she sees me I get ask if I am getting married yet, in her eyes I should be married and have babies.

Swearing in front of your oma?!?
Does she get out the switch for him?

[Shwa Girl]

One of my grand-mothers was from fishing-folk and the other was a farmer's daughter and both had soldiers or sailors in the family..

There's something fun about a brash young squaddie getting his @$$ pwned by a sweet lil olde lady...

[Granger]

I have a wonderful sister in need of man...perhaps I can set up a few blind dates and if works she may be able to whip your boy into shape. She is not a diva, but won't put up with laziness or BS, so there is a risk of heart break. She is single, never married, 27 and looking for love that will lead to marriage. She is an independent thinker, self-sufficient, has a zest for life and compassion for others. She is also gorgeous and many make incorrect assumptions as a result of this. Willing to set up date for free but will require a dowry of FPC and OP to be negotiated.

P.s. new fav thread.

[i_forget]

Free, 1 brother.

31, has 5 kids with 3 different women.
Unable to be faithful, prefers women who are on heavy antipsychotic medication.
Does not work, plays video games all day, gets out of bed around noon....do not disturb before morning coffee. His idea of a good time is complaining about how everyone else is to blame and drinking others people's beer.

Goes by the name Useless, but I am sure his brain cells are fried enough that you could rename him and he would not know the difference.

SERIOUS enquiries only. He is like a stray dog, once you feed him he will never leave, unless the neighbour is a better cook or you call the police to have him put down.

[Shwa Girl]

I have a wonderful sister in need of man...perhaps I can set up a few blind dates and if works she may be able to whip your boy into shape. She is not a diva, but won't put up with laziness or BS, so there is a risk of heart break. She is single, never married, 27 and looking for love that will lead to marriage. She is an independent thinker, self-sufficient, has a zest for life and compassion for others. She is also gorgeous and many make incorrect assumptions as a result of this. Willing to set up date for free but will require a dowry of FPC and OP to be negotiated.

P.s. new fav thread.

Glad you like this rant.
Hahaha. Are you marrying off your sister at age 27? This thread is going to replace e-Harmony.Maybe I should start a Shwa Girl dating service with sibling swap. Hahaha.

[Shwa Girl]

Free, 1 brother.

31, has 5 kids with 3 different women.
Unable to be faithful, prefers women who are on heavy antipsychotic medication.
Does not work, plays video games all day, gets out of bed around noon....do not disturb before morning coffee. His idea of a good time is complaining about how everyone else is to blame and drinking others people's beer.

Goes by the name Useless, but I am sure his brain cells are fried enough that you could rename him and he would not know the difference.

SERIOUS enquiries only. He is like a stray dog, once you feed him he will never leave, unless the neighbour is a better cook or you call the police to have him put down.

You write a very good ad for your brother.
Very good sense of humour.

[i_forget]

You write a very good ad for your brother.
Very good sense of humour.

i would hate for any future ex-sister in law to hate me because I did not disclose to her what she would be getting herself into lol

So, any takers out there???