The Pampered Ladies Package Train

DMS54!!! I finally tried to crochet tonight and I'm completely stuck. =( I only figured out how to do my initial chain and that's it!!! any pointers?

This is where I lost it and couldn't regain my laughter even though I knew it was coming, I have not laughed and cried so hard at the same time in a long time - THANKS slambert for making my day!!

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Originally Posted by slambert

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching..
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

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updated answers pg. 81 post 1206

Home decor/candles?
No thank you

Personalized items?
sure=)

Beanie babies for little ones?
yes, they would love them!

Peanut Butter Cheerios?
No,thank you we did not care for them.

Hey CouponLadyBird...Maybe I AMMM your buddy and I'm asking repetitive questions just to throw you off my trail. :zip:

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Originally Posted by CouponLadybird

Yes used are great!


Don't think you are my buddy, some of those are on my list ;)
Shirts:
me -L or XL
Pete -L
Kaitlyn -6
Lauryn -14

I don't scrapbook....But Lauryn has started a scrapbook of our recent trip so I am on the hunt for anything (stickers, paper etc) with a Grandparents/Travel/Lambs/England theme

Small mickey -rye for Pete

Wine -I drink white or red...not a fan of dessert wines/super sweet



Samples are great!
Razor, Downy Unstopables, Resolve, Frizz Ease, Mini Pack Kleenex, Tums Freshers, Poligrip (for Grandpa), Pull-Ups/Easy Ups/Overnights


Couponing supplies- stamps, envelopes, tape, paperclips, funky pens, sharpie
Pets- always need tennis balls for Tess, popcorn (air popper kind) for Bacon, already mentioned earlier H style dog harness for Bacon (XXXL)
Hard liquor -I don't drink hard liquor, Pete drinks rye
Stack -I can't :(
Most Wanted Item -don't have one....I love surprises!

Somehow I missed quoting -
Berts Bees/Aveeno -love both. I can always use moisturizer, sunscreen, lip balm.


I will continue to answer questions as they come up and also move my answers to my master list :)

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Oops. Tried to post a list. Didn't work so well from my phone. Will go on laptop a bit later

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Originally Posted by bluzsuz

Love Lindt - red balls would be my fave.

Buddy a few questions for you:

Do you like to play card or board games?
Yup, love monopoly, yahtzee, trivia, poker, Bingo (my mom and I play on FB lol) Rummoli,

Favourite TV show?
Coronation Street is what I am loyal to, love Downton Abbey, House Hunters type shows, Eat St.,

Do you collect anything?
Thistle, Celtic, Owls, Scottish

Does your child have a favourite cartoon character?
My girls are into Anime and online stuff: Hetalia, Homestuck, Inyuasha, Dark Butler, Ouran High School Host Club, Ponyo, Arieti, anything amimated by Myuzaki. DD #2 is a music freak - Lana Del Ray to Frank Sinatra to the Sex Pistols to Bon Jovi.



I have one too and love it - definitely worth the investment for you Armygirl!! You will be amazed.


Not obsessed but keeping tabs on a local girl who is in it - Jillian Maclaughlin from New Glasgow

What are the shirt sizes for you and your family?
Me 3x and shrinking, hubby XL, Erica XXL and Sami XL

Do you scrapbook? Would you start if you receive an album and some embellishments?
I do scrapbook....or better put I did scrapbook but intend to find the time at some point to get back at it.

Can I get you a small mickey bottle from LCBO, if so what would you like?
The mini Dan Akroyd Skull Vodka, or anything that has cool packaging, hubby collects them

Do you drink red or white wine?
Whites - in my wl....

Gently used toysÉ
unless they are Mastercraft. no toys here ;) LOL. thanks anyways. - ditto here!!

Buddy, any samples you'd like as extras?
Tide Pods
Downy Unstoppables
Purex Laundry
OK, any laundry....
Frizz Ease
Razors
Burts Bees

- that was made for you!!!

1. Do you need any couponing stuff? Pens / Stickers / Envelopes / Stamps / Letter Opener.....
Always;)

2. Do you have any pets, if so do they need anything?
Getting a puppy in T-11days - would love toys for her (she is going to be 15 lbs when she comes home and grow to over 100, so please get larger sizes for her:
Huggle Hounds http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss...3Ahugglehounds
Kong Wubba http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no...k%3Akong+wubba
Nyla Bone http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss...2Ck%3Anylabone
Treat Puzzles
Skinniez
Silly Squeaker http://leerburg.com/ssbottle.htm Moutain Drool or Barks
Teeth Balls http://www.amazon.com/Rogz-Grinz-Tre...rds=teeth+ball


3. Do you drink hard liquor, if so what kind?
Not much, Raspberry Sour Puss, Blue Curacao, Vodka sometimes.... hubby loves cool and unique liquor bottles.

4. Can you stack? If you can't or can is there any item that you would want??
Nope....

5. What is your MOST WANTED ITEM?
Not Sure!
From my list:
Wine – Sauvingon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Reislings - if you make wine I would love to try it!
Hungry Girl Cookbooks (I have To the Max and 300 under 300)
Berner Coffee Mug http://www.cafepress.com/tangerinestudio.765808707
Tully’s Italian Roast K Cups,
Baking Mat
Hostess Apple Pies - like from 7-11

Buddy do you like Aveeno/ Burt's Bee's products?
Not a huge fan of Aveeno, but if you have a ton of hand cream I use that at work, love any and all Burts bees. I currently have, cleanser, face cream, eye cream, lip chap, cuticle stuff, banana hand stuff....

Phew, I think I am with most of you, going back to update one post is no fun, I like it in the thread as we go.

Had a great mail day to day (no one got the mail Friday when I was at work!)
3 x Minute Maid OJ FPC's thanks to Momto2K's on the Easter train!!
2 x 2% Liberte FPC's
3 trains home, one that Coyote lost in her car and sent me 2 movie tickets to apologize - WOW!!!!!! Thanks so much :sweet:
Another Poise sample kit
More Dentyne Gum
Enfamil Magazine with some good coupies in it to pass on
P&G Coupons x 4
Martingale Collars for the puppy that I ordered from SouthPaw designs
Wig we ordered from eBay for dd's cosplay costume
2 Julep boxes

So I am going to play with all my mail and chill this morning, today is the 23rd Anniversary of my dad's passing and in Stevenson tradition I am going to go do something for ME to remember him - getting my hair cut and foils put in. My mom and sis and I do something like this every year, many years I have been with them in BC but not the last couple.

Here is my dad, he was 43 when he passed....
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...2_950438_n.jpg
A man who was taken way too early, but who lived his life to the fullest while he was here... I wish you could have seen your beautiful granddaughters, you would be so proud.

Eric Martin Stevenson June 23, 1946 - April 8, 1990.
:love:
Dad is gone but not forgotten;
And as dawns another year;
In our lonely hours of thinking;
Thoughts of him are always near.
Days of sadness will come o'er us;
Friends may think the wound is healed;
But they little know the sorrow;

We think of you in silence
and often speak your name,
But all that's left to answer
is your picture in a frame,
If we could have one lifetime wish,
One dream that would come true,
We would wish with all our hearts
for yesterday and you.
If tears could build a stairway
and heartache make a lane,
We would walk to anywhere to be with you again.

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thanks for the recipes Armygirl! I do a combination of these in my Nutribullet. I have been using a random combination each day of kale, swiss chard, spinach (spinach is so boring to me now) celery, beets, cuccumber, cilantro, ginger, fresh tumeric, lemon, blueberries, strawberries, goji berries, flaxseeds, coconut oil, aloe vera, pumpkin seeds, almonds, sunflower seeds, raw cacao nibs, almond butter. I have so much energy now, my skin, hair and nails are fabulous, my DARK CIRCLES are GONE, my blood pressure is now NORMAL and I have lost about 35 pounds since November.

My eating habits have changed dramatically - with 2 big kids and DH who is a meat n potatoes kinda guy, fast food was my middle name. I don't even care for fast food anymore, I'd rather cook something at homw where I can control the salt and ingredients. My tastebuds have changed, I HATE pop now where before I used to drink several cans per day!

I actually miss it when I don't make a smoothie. I am always researching how to keep my liver detoxified and lemon, apples, pears and green drinks are the way to go. I have a diagonal cut from liver resection surgery I had in November which is from the middle of my chest to my right hip so recovery has been so slow. I have this "battle scar" to always remind me of my struggle but trying to always keep a smile on my face and be positive!

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I do these are 4 of my favourite mean greens



Mean Green Juice (original)
This is the official recipe used by Joe Cross and Phil Staples according to the Reboot Program.
6 Kale Leaves
1 Cucumber
4 Celery Stalks
2 Green Apples
1/2 Lemon
1 piece of ginger


Mean Green Juice #2
handful spinach
3 stalks of kale
2 golden delicious apples
small handful parsley
1 lemon
1 cucumber


Mean Green Juice #3
2 stalks celery
1/2 cucumber
1/2 apple
1/2 lemon
small piece ginger
1/2 green chard leaf
bunch cilantro
5 kale leaves
handful spinach


Mean Green Juice #4
1/2 pear
1/2 green apple
handful spinach
handful parsley
2 celery stalks
1/2 cucumber
small piece ginger
slice of papaya

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Bluz, I posted a hugs picture above but I don't see it. was trying to multi quote but I guess it didn't work. Well, sending you a big hug my dear. God bless!

OK Armygirl I finally got that page to load for the Beary Berry Honey place. OMGosh if you are my buddy I'd love some of this stuff. Hubby would go bat poop crazy for those glazes, especially the teriyaki and the chili garlic. I'm glad I'm not going with you because I'm sure I'd leave with one of everything!!

OMG cinnamon honey, strawberry honey...ORANGE FUDGE HONEY!! I'll be placing an order here after this train is over for sure :) thanks for sharing the link!

Morning ladies! Looks like rainy day here :( going to attempt taking the girls to the indoor playground this morning, hopefully the rain won't be too heavy.

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Originally Posted by lizardqueen78

Sigh! Ontario has such boring and plain license plates lol

http://www.plateshack.com/y2k/Ontario/on2002.jpg

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i know! Boo! I think we have one other for veterans with a poppy instead of the crown.

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Originally Posted by Armygirl76

Buddy question I am going to our local trade fair this weekend one of local companies is called very berry honey out of Tofield ( they have a website) they make the most amazing organic honey mixed with all sorts of fruits and spices http://www.bearyberryhoney.com/index.php

Buddy can I pick you up any?

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The cinnamon honey looks good!

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Originally Posted by shmeelady

I just hate it sometimes! People try to undermind me, Ive had friends and family try and sneak him icecream and other things and I've freaked on them. I can tell them a million times but they think of me like a joke or something... They act like I deprive him of these thinga, but if he has never had them how the heck can he miss them?!?!?! So frustrating sometimes. I will start letting DS drink juice this summer though. I think. Lol.

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I hate when people do this! My son is only 8 months and at Easter some wanted me to give him chocolate and pudding...?! "it won't hurt him if he has a taste"......ya, well, it won't hurt him either if he doesn't. My grandmother (bless her heart) is realllyyyyyy old school. And she drives me absolutely bonkers when telling me what I should/should not feed DS. At 3 months she wanted me to give him her chicken soup (which has a pound of salt in it btw) and regular milk....ahhhh. It gets really frustrating when other people try to undermind you or tell you you shouldn't be doing something that you are.
Anyhoo, kudos to you for the no sugar thing!!!! Like someone else said, I'd tell them to stuff it. They should respect your decisions no matter what they are.

Wow, there's actually quite a few Ontario plates you can get on the MTO site. They're all just the plain old white background with the pic on the left side though (like Senators logo, Blue Jays logo, etc). Nothing I would pay more for though, hah.

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Originally Posted by Armygirl76

Buddy question I am going to our local trade fair this weekend one of local companies is called very berry honey out of Tofield ( they have a website) they make the most amazing organic honey mixed with all sorts of fruits and spices http://www.bearyberryhoney.com/index.php

Buddy can I pick you up any?

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OMG yes!

No beanie babies or candle stuff please

You guys stick to your guns with what you feed your kids! My boys don't get milk and people NEVER stop giving me a hard time about it. DS1's first grade teacher tried to get him to sign up for the school milk program behind my back. He told her point blank that he didn't want cow boobie milk. LMAO

up briefly, but now that kids are off, going back to bed for a bit. be in later.

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Originally Posted by Armygirl76

Buddy question I am going to our local trade fair this weekend one of local companies is called very berry honey out of Tofield ( they have a website) they make the most amazing organic honey mixed with all sorts of fruits and spices http://www.bearyberryhoney.com/index.php

Buddy can I pick you up any?

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Yes please! Just nothing with soy (I dunno...but lots of stuff contains soy these days lol)

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Originally Posted by KK7

I am so confused on the questions lol I think I missed some but not sure so if I did buddy get someone else to yell at me
I just got home from work and had a very healthy dinner Captain Crunch ; ) lol
I did get good news tonight my boss is going to train me to open : ) I have closed since apx Sept'ish but moving up to opening yippie

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Most of the questions are in my post 1034 on pg 69. I'll be updating more today with the more recent ones about cheerios and beanie babies.