Two chocolate chip cookies sitting on the table keep staring at me! What is their problem?! Do they think I'm actually going to eat them! I'm cutting out sugar and these two cookies keep staring and enticing me. Okay, okay... not a big rant... not the end of the world. But in all seriousness I've cut sugar out of my diet and forgot to put these two cookies away. I'm in a jokester mood :/