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[heartgirl99]

we lost power until this afternoon, rnc

[Redneck Charger]

Just glad to hear you are ok... Hope it wasn't too cold without power.... Longest I ever lost power was 1 and half weeks back in the ice storm in 1998 think it was.

[Redneck Charger]

Hope ya all have a GREAT Saturday... Suppose to be warmer and sunny here in Ontario... Well this part of Ontario....

[dededi]

Good morning everyone!

[Redneck Charger]

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex?
A: Because he has cotton balls.
Q: Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled.
Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy?
A: a rash of good luck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Q: Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast?
A: at Ihop
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A: He cracked up.
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A:With a hare dryer!
Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q:How can you find the Easter bunny?
A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
A: His lucky people's foot!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

[Redneck Charger]

Your Saturday smile.
A Blonde goes to Spotlight to buy some new curtains.
She says to the sales assistant, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The sales assistant assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The sales assistant then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' asked the sales assistant, 'that sounds very small, what room are they for?'
The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised sales assistant replies, 'But Miss, computers don't need curtains!
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... Mine has Windoooooows...'

[Davetherave]

Happy Easter All.

[SillyLoocie]

​Making a shopping list last.

[heartgirl99]

back at last

[dededi]

Wine time last!

[heartgirl99]

cheers!

[Redneck Charger]

Happy Easter Everyone, I hope YOU all have a GREAT day with Family & Friends.... Cheers!

[dededi]

Happy Easter everyone.

[Davetherave]

Happy Easter All.

[Tweets77]

Happy Easter everyone!