Originally Posted by
MortgageQueen
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
Why call it a building if it's already been built?
Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Why is there an 's' in lisp?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
