banned for being mean
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banned for being mean
Banned for talking about football & I am blowing the whistle,
It is a stupid dumb dumb man game that is both a thorn & thistle,
Snap the ball, fall down & jump into a pile,
Do this for 7 hours & that's the football style,
Sometimes the clocks keeps running & sometimes the damn thing stops,
Meanwhile all these stinky men are doing belly flops,
Rickem', rickem', rackem' rooo
You gotta remember the cheerleaders too!
The fans get loaded & sometimes they fight,
Some guys think football both day & night,
With an end zone there & an end zone here,
I'm glad that it doesn't go on all flippin' year,
So football is banned and so is football talk,
& you're also banned if at this you bawk!
Banned banned banned!
Banned for making me think it is pointless to make a pass at you
You are banned until I say it is time to call you on your rough play.
banned for trying to referee me
banned for being offside
Banned for ignoring the orange flag-towel-facecloth or whatever they use.
banned for illegal flagging
Banned for not joining the Smart Canucks Ladies Wrestling Team
banned for thinking you are tough
banned for lateral passing
banned for a shoveling a pass
banned for allowing an interception
banned for being offside
banned for repeating a ban