banned for not bringing in a heater
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banned for not bringing in a heater
A tuesday banning is what you all need,
It's the way it goes with the banning seed,
Banning grows for pointless reasons,
Bannings are issued 24/7 & in all seasons,
So continious banning I hereby issue,
Don't try crying, cause I'll just offer a tissue,
Banned because we're easing our way into fall,
& this is a group banning for one & all,
Banned also because I'm a little bit tired,
& when I ban you folks it helps me feel more inspired,
So there you go, a banning from me,
& there is no escaping this ban, so do not try to flee,
Have a nice day in spite of your banning situation,
& remember you're banned...so please resist temptation.
xxx
BANNED: for leaving us speechless,
and verse less.
Banned beause my writer's block is finally over,
& I'm banned for wearing undies with a four leafed clover,
Banned for taking too long to spell it all out,
& banned for that look & that cute little pout,
Banned even though you're all delightful folks,
& banned for all the fun & all the banning pokes,
So off you all go & enjoy being banned,
& feel free to write this banning right into the sand!
:) :) :) :)
Banned for rant overuse of smilies.
banned for having a non prime number of posts
Banned because I have no good response to that.
BANNED: you all are because even though some are
poetic , it is I who am verse-atile.
banned for immoderate modestyQuote:
Originally Posted by rock lobster
Banned: for hurtful humility.
This banning is an inquiry & I do implore,Quote:
Originally Posted by rock lobster
But are you related to Rock Lobster Thermidor?
If this is true, then of course you are banned,
& if you have any questions please proceed to the stand,
I must ban you lobster for being at a party,
& for making a soup that was ever so hearty,
I've already banned you for the matching towels,
So with that I'll include all the howls & the growls,
Banned for the mermaids & the muscles flexin'
& banned even though I really should be reppin'
Banned cause I still have that album & I still remember,
But in spite of that you're banned right though September!
and that's that!
banned for putting the pot on to boil
Right through September! BANNED: for cruel and unusual punishment.
Obviously a case of self-defense for all to see.
T'was the girl with the heart that first jumped me.
banned for multicolored banningQuote:
Originally Posted by rock lobster
Banned because multi-colours are psychedelic man! (er, girl ....)
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