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    The label may have necessary info to help you choose the wine you want to try.
    So glad I read this label all the way down to the bottom.....

    Do you two agree ?? @GoJays @Lynn49
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    Based on that helpful information, I would definitely try that particular wine
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    For all parents - particularly those who have (or have had) teenagers!
    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers
    Time allowed: 1 hour 45 minutes Please show your work.

    Mathematics

    1. Three people live in a house. All of those people are over the age of 14. Please explain, with the aid of diagrams, why only one of mum or dad can take the rubbish out.

    2. Josh has started an apprenticeship earning £140 per week. His mobile phone bill this month was £385. How much pay will he have left over?

    a) All of it, WTF should he pay his own bill? b) None of it, he has spent it all on a tattoo

    3. Jane wears a clean shirt to school every day. Jane has six shirts.
    Explain using Bayes Theorem and taking into account microbiological cross-contamination how likely it is that any given shirt on the floor on Thursday morning will be clean enough to wear to school.


    English language and creative writing


    4. “I was like going to the shopping mall and met like Lucy, Dan and like two other people from like school. We went to like Hollisters to get some like T-shirts for Dan and then went to like Primark cos Becky like needs a bikini for her
    holiday in like Benidorm. We were like starving so we went to like McDonald's to get like
    some food and met up with like more people from school. We all had like burgers and like chips and some of us had like a drink but some of us didn't have like enough money."


    Explain the exact meaning and usage of the word 'like' in the above passage.


    Combined Science


    5. Explain, using the periodic table, why WKD will make you puke.


    6. Explain the physics behind the phrase "It's just gone". You may use any of the following objects to illustrate your theory: an outdoor coat, one rugby boot, school tie, art coursework.


    Technology and Computer Science


    7. Explain how you will circumvent the broadband security your moderately techy parents have set up. Use diagrams if necessary.


    8. You have been invited to sleep over at Harvey's house. Your parents wish to communicate with Harvey's parents about this.


    (i) Explore and explain the circumstances under which the following items of modern technology would be simultaneously broken in order to prevent this communication from taking place:


    a) the telephone - you should include reference to both landline and mobile.

    b) email or any other internet-based communication system.

    c) carrier pigeon.


    (ii) Calculate the probability that, in a relatively small village, your parents already know that Harvey's parents have gone away for the weekend.


    Critical Thinking


    9. Explain what happens when you use the last of the toilet roll.

    a) I put another full roll on the holder.
    b) I stuff the full roll behind the back of the holder.
    c) I'm going to Nando’s with Becky

    Economics


    10. You are in a house alone during the day. How many lights should be switched on and remain on?

    a) Those in the room you're in.
    b) Those in the room you are about to enter.
    c) All of the lights including the fridge light although you are able to remove plaster when you slam your bedroom door shut, you can't quite shut the fridge door properly.

    Philosophy

    11. It's soooo unfair - discuss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by walkonby View Post
    4. “I was like going to the shopping mall and met like Lucy, Dan and like two other people from like school. We went to like Hollisters to get some like T-shirts for Dan and then went to like Primark cos Becky like needs a bikini for her
    holiday in like Benidorm. We were like starving so we went to like McDonald's to get like
    some food and met up with like more people from school. We all had like burgers and like chips and some of us had like a drink but some of us didn't have like enough money."


    Explain the exact meaning and usage of the word 'like' in the above passage.
    Did anyone watch Ellen this week?
    There was a segment of Kristen Bell in a car with 4 female teenagers. She said we are not going to say "like" for 2 minutes.
    All 4 of them were like, like, like, in between words. It was so funny.
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    Definitely LOL @walkonby !
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    I STILL have wet eyes from laughing at the accuracy in the designated roles for these dogs....
    bwahahaha x10!


    If Dogs Worked in Offices


















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    Thanks, Walks!

    I'm on a washing binge. My friend said that he is leaving a pair of "outside his apartment " gloves just outside his door so that things inside don't get infected. So why didn't I think of that before?

    I am hard at work putting together a new ceremony as I can't get at my old ones somehow locked in my computer.

    The couple is putting all their eggs in one basket and just hoping everything will be fine by Easter.

    I didn't know that they had "ostrich" in their family (Burrying their heads in the sand.)

    But retyping this ceremony isn't a waste as it now moves everything onto a new platform. I am using your very lovely ceremony, @Lynn49 , as my model.

    Will chat later.

    BFN!

    Oh, @walkonby , perhaps a peremptory call to your vet might update you on their available hours. I know some services are cutting back hours. It seems that your precious Rufus is going to walk over that Rainbow Bridge soon where he will romp and feel no pain and wait til he sees you again. So many things put tears in our eyes these days. I know you will have so many wonderful memories of him to help you through when that day should come. Hugs to you.
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    @avoncallingu the hardest thing when I was leaving the vet on Wednesday was when I had to tuck the card into my wallet, the card that has info and website on it regarding his cremation and paw print plaque. So not fair!!




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    @GoJays juice boxes for all!!! ha ha

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