Cryptic Quotes

[eri]

come on people play along..or i will end up playing alone

it can be from a movie, a song, a book, an adult film..okay, maybe not the last one..

[eri]

i'll go first :D

i knew a girl and her name was judy, she used to do things i thought were rude..but i never said anything to her face cuz my friends said she'd kick my arse (can i use arse on the board?) all over the place. used to think she was kind of cool, saw her walking all around the school, all the older boys would stop and turn their heads, all the older girls wished that she was dead..

[smb127]

"It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"

Did you want us to put in who said it or where it came from??

[eri]

no, just make it super random :D

[NSangel]

i have a whole book of these

"having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes"

[winston]

Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle.

[winston]

Alligators have the right idea, they eat their young.

[Icyblackkat]

"Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that eventually it blew the back of his head off."

[winston]

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover your high school class is running the country.

[Icyblackkat]

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

[winston]

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

[christine17]

The best man for the job is a woman.

[winston]

Keep a clear head and carry a lightbulb.

[bluerose]

Oh theses are cool Cryptic quotes AYE !!! I like puns so heres a try.
Mom always said this one? " No rest for the evil " after doing washing,cooking & cleaning for 6 children.

[thetick]

Punt Wilson off a cliff, build yourself a raft and sail it back to civilization my friend.