Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[SillyLoocie]

[rock lobster]

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.



If I have to explain
you won't understand

[crazyredneck]

good evening all, a super late night, same tomorrow, but take friday off, maybe a day or two next week. everyone enjoy the next couple days, suppose to be double digits on the plus side.

[Lee03]

[attitash]

Hi Q sters ....awesome day on the slopes...back to w*rk tomorrow...sigh.

[6ffightr9]

Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don't know."

[Mechman47]

: Golf Membership Application

An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied
for membership at a local golf club.

About a week later he received a letter that his application has been
rejected.

He went to the club to inquire as to why.
Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish.

Secretary: Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt?

Scot: Aye, I do know, and I wear a kilt too.

Secretary: You are also aware, that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot: Aye, and neither do I.

Secretary: Are you also aware, that the members sit naked in the steam
room?

Scot: Aye, I also do the same.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So, being Jewish, you are circumcised, is that correct?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
comfortable sitting in the steam room with you, since your privates are
different from theirs.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, ma'am. I know that you have to be a
Protestant t o march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a
Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus. But this is the first time I've
heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

Enough said!
That's f^[k'n brilliant!

[Mechman47]

Wear your sporran low and watch the bloody wind!

[Mechman47]

[Mechman47]

[heartgirl99]

night qt's
looking forward to some warm temps tomorrow!

[Andit]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

Please spare some more prayers for my friend. I just got an update. She's still in ICU on a ventilator (there's some sort of fungus in her lungs now that they are dealing with). In addition, 2 other family members are dealing with health issues.


I went out tonight with some friends for a bit of stress relief. Always a good thing.

Night all.

[user-id]

Happy Wednesday!


Ronnie Montrose - Zero G

http://youtu.be/-_UvGoMSPI4




Ronnie Montrose - Town Without Pity - Night of the Guitars 1991

http://youtu.be/rN0-CRDdsw4

[user-id]

Ennio Morricone - The Demise of Barbara and the Return of Joe

http://youtu.be/Ez_J9Vf1tYU

[The Jester]

That is a remarkable card trick Lee. I've never seen anything like it before