when the locks have been changed while you were at work
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when the locks have been changed while you were at work
When you see your dog trying to mate with your cat
when you hear oh no you didn't
When your child starts a conversation with, I didn't mean to
when your child says...."Sorry Daddy" as you walk in the door
you hear the door click shut behind you and your keys are on the wrong side
your eyes are stuck shut when you wake up...( i had pink eye this week)
Your condom leaks
when your lady is late
when you fart in an elevator, beside a nun
The pets are all in hiding
you drop your keys through that little gap between the elevator floor and the floor
you drop between the gap between the elevator floor and the floor
You hear the sirens of a police car and he's not passing you
when the paper boy leaves the paper on your step on a windy day