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    Meant to do that.


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    Today is, National Blueberry Muffin Day!

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    If you still hold on to the Case 'til the very end...



    ...are you "too Drunk"?


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    Quote Originally Posted by attitash View Post
    Today is, National Blueberry Muffin Day!


    Oh...
    Blueberry


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    One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames.

    The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around.

    When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

    But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

    Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

    As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could save the company's secret files.

    From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Chasidic Jewish rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Jewish, ultra-orthodox men over the age of 65.

    To everyone's amazement, that little broken-down fire engine roared right past all the sleek newer engines that were parked outside the plant.

    Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

    Outside, the other firemen watched as the Chasidic old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Chasidic old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

    The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to thank each of the brave fire fighters personally.

    The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

    "Vell," said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old Fire Chief, "Da foist ting ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"


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    A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
    She put an ad in the local paper that read:

    HUSBAND WANTED:
    MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
    MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
    MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
    ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

    On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
    She opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
    He had no arms or legs.

    The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
    Just look at you...you have no legs!

    The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'

    She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'

    Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

    She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'

    The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
    'Rang the doorbell didn't I?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kawam View Post
    The "Better Half" just got the call................................... Carlo's on ...................... Saturday Night


    CONGRATS!
    enjoy the show!!!

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    Hey Kids... Great News!!!!

    Last edited by WolfDio; Wed, Jul 11th, 2012 at 03:28 PM. Reason: Typo
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    Good afternoon. Was sitting in my office and up sauntered a muskrat to the window. There is a creek behind the building. Used to raft on it when I was a kid, as I used to live just the other side up be behind the old Knob Hill Farms. Of course it was lot different back then. We used to start up by Buttonville Airport and raft home on any piece of junk we found.
    Madchives Happy Birthday!
    Kawan – congrats on get the deck for Santana.

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    Last edited by attitash; Wed, Jul 11th, 2012 at 03:40 PM. Reason: unable to play...still

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    Happy Birthday Madchives

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    Hey Kawam!!!

    Congratulations to your better half (you are the other half) on winning the Santana tickets.

    I have no doubt it will be an incredible show.



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    Quote Originally Posted by kawam View Post
    The "Better Half" just got the call................................... Carlo's on ...................... Saturday Night


    Wow, big Congratations on the Win to you and your better half!!! Should be a great show!

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    Just left the Humane Society, no kittens to feed today but spent time visiting with the other poor souls. Half price still on for adopting a kitty if anyone is so inclined..........Walking home, nice day for it!

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    Good night, off to take the son to driving school.

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