Sooo, exactly what is good about getting old???

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[MortgageQueen]

SORRY FOR THE STUPID LAYOUT. It came up that way with copy/paste Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied: 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. 'Walmart?' the preacher exclaimed. 'Why Walmart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'

THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. 'Walmart?' the preacher exclaimed. 'Why Walmart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'

[Shwa Girl]

MortgageQueen, these are awesome.

BTW, I just fired a potential mortgage broker because his attitude stunk. On a positive note, there are many many more options and for 2013 the Bank of Canada is not predicting an increase.

[MortgageQueen]

Yes, that's quite true Shwa Girl. Not surprising with the world economy still barely functioning.

I you need a broker just give me a shout. Keep in mind your term and how long you intend to stay at your present home. A large majority of Canadians break their mortgage at 3 1/2 yrs. . .which means a penalty that potentially be quite expensive.

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[Candini]

Being asked for ID is always a good thing.

[anisa]

haha, my supermarket plays Jane's Addiction and AC/DC!

no complaints here

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hahaha...

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