Free sample Salvia (Mail-In)

[Pinklicious]

I doubt anyone will try to get this(too much work) but I wanted to share this because I thought it was funny.

HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL NEED TO DO: SEND ME A LEGIBLE HAND-WRITTEN NOTE, STATING (FOR EXAMPLE) "PLEASE SEND ME A SAMPLE OF SALVIA". ALSO PROVIDE:

• (1) YOUR REAL NAME.
• (2) YOUR COMPLETE HOME ADDRESS.
• (3) A DECLARATION OF YOUR CURRENT AGE (MUST BE AT LEAST 18+) AND THE DATE OF REQUEST.
• (4) YOUR SIGNATURE, ATTESTING TO STATED AGE.
• (5) YOUR CURRENT AND VALID E-MAIL ADDRESS.
• (6) RETURN POSTAGE: AS A MINIMUM, A 39 CENT STAMP WILL DO; SASE'S AND CASH DONATIONS/MONEY ORDERS/PERSONAL CHECKS ARE ALWAYS GRATEFULLY APPRECIATED BUT NOT REQUIRED.
• (7) INDICATE THE AMOUNT OF DONATION SENT, IF ANY. NO COINS OR FOREIGN CURRENCY, OK?

If you want to make an ONLINE DONATION just send me ([email protected]) a blank email with "ONLINE DONATION INFO" in the subject line, and I'll get right back to you with the details. Samples generally get mailed out the same or next day after I get your request and a confirmation e-mail is usually sent out to let you know it's heading your way. Requests that are illegible OR contain less than the above requested information will most likely be returned, ignored, mishandled, etc. If you have any other questions or comments, or, IF YOU LIVE ANY PLACE OTHER THAN THE USA, leave an e-mail before sending in a request. I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.


Send your requests to:

Tim Moss
1267 E. FM 696
Lexington, TX
78947

[nanuk]

WHAT THE ????? Too bizarre LOL

[CanadaLovesFree]

Where did you find this?! Website??!!!!?????


So you know, guys...this is a drug It's legal.. but it's still a drug

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum
http://www.salvia.net/
http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html


PS...hahaha!!!!!!!



PPS...your title indicates the substance in your mouth (saliva) not salvia Easy mistake....but kinda important

[CanadaLovesFree]

think I found the webpage

http://two.guestbook.de/gb.cgi?gid=700358&prot=ufylxl

[CanadaLovesFree]

"Be advised that SALVIA IS A VERY POTENT MIND-ALTERING ENTHEOGEN. It is NOT a 'party' drug, a 'recreational high', or to be used merely for 'fun'. You WON'T be walking around saying "Wow! This is really cool, man!" IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS OF YOUR ABILITY TO HANDLE IT, DON'T DO IT!! I STRONGLY RECOMMEND you have a trusted 'sitter' available nearby for your first time with Salvia. You WON'T want to be pregnant, mentally fragile, or try driving a car/operating heavy machinery/playing with explosives etc while under its influence. Requests written in pencil or crayon will NOT be honored, nor will those that I feel fail to meet the above mentioned request criteria."


I like the crayon part

[nanuk]

oops thought it was ...umm spit

[Boo Radley]

oops thought it was ...umm spit

i read it as saliva too

[Prue]

"Be advised that SALVIA IS A VERY POTENT MIND-ALTERING ENTHEOGEN. It is NOT a 'party' drug, a 'recreational high', or to be used merely for 'fun'. You WON'T be walking around saying "Wow! This is really cool, man!" IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS OF YOUR ABILITY TO HANDLE IT, DON'T DO IT!! I STRONGLY RECOMMEND you have a trusted 'sitter' available nearby for your first time with Salvia. You WON'T want to be pregnant, mentally fragile, or try driving a car/operating heavy machinery/playing with explosives etc while under its influence. Requests written in pencil or crayon will NOT be honored, nor will those that I feel fail to meet the above mentioned request criteria."


I like the crayon part

That's crazy!!! Dont think this is a freebie I will be doing

[blistex]

hahahhah me too!

[blistex]

but thanks anyway! i wonder what it is?????

[Rebecca]

yeah i also read it saliva, then i was wondering whos saliva they are going to send

[Pretty.In.Punk]

This is so random

[alajen]

This is hilarious. Ranks right up there with the sample of evaporated water I saw a while back.

[remarker]

I hate to say it but salvia is a herb that can be found in any grocery store -it's usually called sage in english.

Maybe this is a super potent variety???

[alajen]

Oops... not enough coffee...thought it was a typo! So this is a freebie for someone looking to add some "spice" into his/her life?