10,001 reason's we love to pick on shaman

[heartgirl99]

6877 --- realizes his mistake and is polishing the pole for his debut

[SillyLoocie]

6876 -

The pole is buffed up and ready & looks like it's made from brass,
I can't wait to see him there exhibiting so much class,
It's best for all us girls to watch and maybe even squeal,
He's going to prove to all of us why he's the real deal,
Can he turn upside down while he's moving around?
Does he do one of those silent acts where he doesn't make a sound?
Songs by the Village People could be played and we'd all sing
Prove it to us Shaman that you've got the Bada-Bing!!


(break our hips eh??)

1-800-Sha-man-5 to book a ringside seat!

[heartgirl99]

6875 --- will discount the tickets for his angels

[marcianne]

6874 -

for fantasizing about us hotties pole dancing

[heartgirl99]

6873 --- for finding a tam to match his kilt

[shaman2263]

6872 - Like geriatrics he can't even spell geriatrics!!

[heartgirl99]

6871 --- has finished polishing the floor and is now doing the dishes

[SillyLoocie]

6870 -

He is going to share his special brownie delight recipe with all of us & tomorrow is free sample saturday.

[shaman2263]

6869 - has a new marg recipe

[heartgirl99]

6868 --- knows how to slip and slide

[CarroGirl]

6867 - knows that if he starts the can can music again he'll get us all pumped up all over again

[heartgirl99]

6866 -- has a great collection of 8-tracks

[CarroGirl]

6865 - his best ones are those K-Tel gems

[heartgirl99]

6864 --- his lava lamp is sooo cool when sync'd to the everly brothers

[CarroGirl]

6863 - I'll wear my bubble blouse if you do