Vinyl 95.3

[Babygirl1]

Rule #10: Flying cars can't read your stupid sign
That is all.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #11: Practice what you preach
I haer tihs pclae has a few ncie rseaturnats

[Babygirl1]

Rule #12: Digital signs can be changed by angry workers
Still more informative than most digital signs, though.

[Babygirl1]

#13: Placement is key
We bet this sign was placed 10km down an 11km dead end road…

[Babygirl1]

Rule #14: "Never" is such a strong word
If that's the case, we bet a single red light would have worked just fine…

[Babygirl1]

Rule #15: Trees aren't on roads…for a reason
If you do crash, is this so police can say, "Told ya so"?

[Babygirl1]

Rule #16: Stop means stop
…even if it means "Stop yielding"

[Babygirl1]

Rule #17: Signs, like James Bond, work best alone
Pretty obvious, no?

[Babygirl1]

Rule #18: Hazards happen
Only warn when necessary.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #19: Check spelling
The only word on this sign spelled correctly is "Exit"


For the record, it's: "business," "Rothschild," and "Schofield."

[Babygirl1]

Rule #20: Moose can't read
And they don't often get drowsy beside highways.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #21: Don't let David Copperfield design your highway
Unless you want to surprise motorists, that is.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #22: Driving is faster than running
Even zombies know that.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #23: Signs playing hide and seek should be fired
They should be standing out on their own, working. Not playing around.

[Babygirl1]

Rule #24: Death is forever
Better grab the wallet after the poor soul hits the dirt