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Thread: CHFI 98.1 - Loyalty Club (GTA)
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Fri, Aug 9th, 2013, 05:02 PM #14386
What Was Friday's CHFI 5:00 'I'm Outta Here' Song Of The Day?
Bon Jovi/Jennifer Nettles-Who Says You Can't Go Home
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Fri, Aug 9th, 2013, 05:39 PM #14387
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View from the porch. ( Life Explained )
On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God said that it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God again said that it was good.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
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Sat, Aug 10th, 2013, 01:24 PM #14388
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Sun, Aug 11th, 2013, 10:37 AM #14389
Sunday Morning Oldies - Starship
Feeling unknown and you're all alone, flesh and bones by the telephone,
lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer!
Take second best, put me to the test, things on your chest, you need to confess!
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver!
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 12:11 AM #14390
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 05:59 AM #14391
What was Monday's Song @ 6am?
Roar - Katy Perry
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 06:23 AM #14392
thank you on the new blue
Last edited by Danieladd; Mon, Aug 12th, 2013 at 06:26 AM.
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 08:05 AM #14393
What was Monday's 8am No Repeat Workday Kickoff Song?
Come & Get It - Selena Gomez
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 12:02 PM #14394
12pm - Troublemaker -- Olly Murs
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Mon, Aug 12th, 2013, 05:02 PM #14395
What was Monday's 5 o'clock I'm Outta Here Song?
Katy Perry - Roar
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Tue, Aug 13th, 2013, 05:22 AM #14396
The Bachelorette - Season Finale: Part 2
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Maclean's Great Canadian Countdown
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Tue, Aug 13th, 2013, 05:58 AM #14397
* Aug 13 *
song at 6 ===>
Best Song Ever - One Direction
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Tue, Aug 13th, 2013, 05:59 AM #14398
What was Tuesday's Song @ 6am?
Best Song Ever - One Direction
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Tue, Aug 13th, 2013, 06:06 AM #14399
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Tue, Aug 13th, 2013, 08:07 AM #14400
8 am song
GENIE IN A BOTTLE
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