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Originally Posted by
pixie
Waaaay too cute!
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Originally Posted by
pixie
hahahahaha!! :)
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Originally Posted by
roxxyroller
hahahahaha!! :)
I spit my gum out when I saw that one!!:lolsign::lolsign:
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Originally Posted by
pixie
http://i42.tinypic.com/29d9uef.jpg
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Why parents should always check their children's homework before they hand it in:
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
http://f553.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downlo...=Sent&inline=1
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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LMAO Roxxy! All your jokes are grreat! Love the baby!
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour
Just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'
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