Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[dededi]

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

Once, years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco.


(Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.)

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café. When they sat down, 1 of them discovered that the salt shaker contained pepper & the pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the 2 bottles without spilling any & using only the implements at hand? Clearly this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem, presented ideas & finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw & an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution. "Miss", they said," We couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt & the salt shaker - " but before they could finish, the waitress interrupted, "Oh! sorry about that".

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles & switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Kinda reminds ya of the government, doesn't it.


Don't confuse IQ and education with common sense

[heartgirl99]

Oh, I wish I was going with rockit, but I must toil away here at work instead.
Besides, there are some days where I don't feel like myself.

i don't know why i can't tell you two apart. you must be twins

[rock lobster]

Hey Maverick!



GTX

[rock lobster]

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[The Jester]

[The Jester]

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Have a great peak of the week.

[heartgirl99]

Good morning qts

Stones at bull's creek pre-sale starts at 10. Use code MIDNIGHT to access pre-sale.
Good luck!

[KelJo]

^^Thanks HG!!!! I was able to obtain 2 tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY EXCITED!!!! I will be traveling from NFLD just to see this concert

[heartgirl99]

^^Thanks HG!!!! I was able to obtain 2 tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VERY EXCITED!!!! I will be traveling from NFLD just to see this concert

WOW!
congratuations, keljo!

i'm sure the concert will be amazing

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Awesome that you got tickets to see the Stones KelJo!

As much as I would like to see them, long weekend cottage traffic is so unappealing to me, I will opt not to go.

Well folks, its not quite Friday, but Thursday will do. Have a great day!

[rock lobster]

Pitchers and catchers report for spring training today.
Spring is in the air!

[rock lobster]

There are ugly babies.
I've seen them.
Don't tell their mothers.
Trust me.