Tips for WayneTheGolfer.......Cause we care.

This thread is for WayneTheGolfer. We know that he could always use some new advice and ways that he can become WayneTheEvenBetterGolfer...........

This thread is hereby started to help the golfer named Wayne,
Below you can post valuable tips to help him improve his game,
We all know being a good golfer can take a lot of balls,
That's why there are Sporty Golf Stores in many of our malls,
Guys who golf know the score and adorn those funky duds,
And on some rare occasions you see them drinking with their buds,
With all the tidbits he gets from us his pals he will impress,
And, he'll never have to reveal to them the secret of his success!!!

(Please do what you can to help him out)

Tip # 1

Bring your happiest golf smile to each and every game.

:)

TIP #2 Use Bigger Balls, not to big, u dont want to plug the hole.

Tip # 3

Call home 3 - 4 times during your game just to say hello to the Mrs.

Keep your hands out of your pockets. Your playing Golf not pool
(I am refering to pocket pool, lol)

Keep your eyes on your balls while swinging

Avoid hitting your balls into the pretty little pond !

N E V E R look or even think about your shadow

Woo Hoo I'm better already.

Buy some really funky golf clothes like those cute knee knocker pants and argyll socks. Remember clothes makes the golfer. Don't forget some cool shades.

The brighter the colours, the brighter the golfer, as it helps a golfer be a stand out on any course.

don't forget to wash your balls regularly

Don't get the golf course and the obstacle course confused, you'll never find your balls then.

Clean your club face

Tip #12856
don't drink and drive the golf cart!! (unless it's in circles - less chance of hitting anything - including your balls)