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Romeo wishing you a very Happy Birthday! Even though you are a staunch Leaf Fan, I will never hold that against you especially on your birthday!!! Take care and enjoy the day and especially Superbowl Weekend!

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Originally Posted by 22hicks

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Congrats Hics!

Romeo,

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Originally Posted by Owdatoon

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Just Excellent!! Needed that laugh today!

Happy Birthday wishes to our friend, Mr. Romeo Smart Canuck,
I’d like to extend birthday wishes that come with the best of luck,
I’m not sure if birthdays are a novel idea, but they still accumulate,
& you can count on them arriving; my friend you have a date,
The home teams in our fair city have had their fair share of bumps,
But we have to route for them you know, or we’ll turn into lumps,
I don’t have much birthday advice, or words of sensibility,
Except maybe remember what is important with a touch of humility,
Be compatible & you’ll find situations can be to your liking,
Remember there’s a right time when the ball does need a spiking,
Of course wishes for fuses that never blow,
Take it nice & easy alongside the general flow,
& may the Smart Canucking continue so we all can meet here,
So, here’s a toast for you with your favourite beer!

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Happy Birthday Romeo! Hope you have a great one today! Thanks for all the codes!

Tim/Syd B/C = backboard

thx to everyone for all the codes today!!
Cheers

Have a great w/end every1. Enjoy the superbowl.

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Originally Posted by Owdatoon

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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Good one Owdatoon.
I can relate to this because my wife is a school teacher and we have had a couple of funny incidents with parents,

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Originally Posted by habs rule

Z-Man, they barely beat the Capitals. Habs whipped their butts IN Washington 4-1! Kessel can't even score on an open net! Lots of problems with this Leaf team, and how soon will it be before Carlyle gets the blame? and the fans start crapping all over Reimer, Kessel, and Phaneuf? And then the fans screaming to bring back Ron Wilson and Brian Burke! And Ron Wilson coming out with a Brown Bag over his head! And Harold Ballard coming back from the dead! Lest we forget the Gretzky call that never was against Monster Mortgage Man and Alarm Force Guy, Doug Gilmour! Ah the soap opera that is the Leafs!

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habs my friend, only time will unravel the truth and the mysticism of this current collection of Leafs.
Please remember that all soap operas have many twists and unexpected developments in them.
Thats what makes them so inviting to watch and wonder over each and every day.
Kinda like hockey, don't you think???
Enjoy the Superbowl.

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