Thanks again Romeo, oh well, there is still another couple weeks!!! I still have hope on my side!!!! LOL
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Thanks again Romeo, oh well, there is still another couple weeks!!! I still have hope on my side!!!! LOL
Thanks 22Hicks.....
Thanks to the usual gang for the codes. Hope everyone is enjoying this "most depressing day of the year" :)
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The Hotel Bill
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the'standard rate', so she insistedon speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of thein-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh, Glasgow, andAberdeenperforming here," theManager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised whenhe looked at the cheque. "But madam, thischequeis for only £50.00."
"That'scorrect. I charged you £200.00forsleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, andyoucould have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens