Maggie, it's Bautista
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Maggie, it's Bautista
Hey, I think everyone really pitched in today. Good Job / Well Done all of us !!
Being a Police Officer in Canada/OZ/ USA
Question:
How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer, Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?
Pose the following Question: You’re walking down a deserted street escorting your wife and two small children to their car after having a lunch with them while on your lunch break. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a Glock 22 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
CANDIAN POLICE OFFICERS Answer: ( Immediate thought processes )
Is the knife a ceremonial Kirpan? Does he prefer to communicate in English or French? Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion? Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages and wants my job? Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombya? Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone including his dog? Is the alleged ‘client’ a member of the NDP or an Environmental Group? Is he just a squeegee person/pan handler trying to make a living on the mean streets? Is he just a member of a gang that is just ‘misunderstood’ by society? Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country and just doesn’t know how to approach the police? Is he recently released on parole and hasn’t been properly integrated back into society? Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome and just doesn’t understand what he is doing? Is he a member of the Muslim community or other visible minority group? Warn and charter him as he approaches.
AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG!
AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ( Sounds of reloading ) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Friday, March 11, 2011
Girl of the Day - Melissa
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Good morning friends, Happy Friday. Wish everyone a great day & wonderful weekend. Take good care.
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