Thanks for being so specific. You probably saved me an hour. Have a great day.
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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Girl of the Day - Keli
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The Woman Marine Pilot
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
“Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Don't *uck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
Ahh first one in the door!!! Good morning all!!!! Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day..... I think you should all play hooky and sit on a patio and enjoy some beverages. I think I just might do that!!!!!
Feel free to join me!!!! Paycheck smaycheck........Ha ha ha ha
6:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Colin Miller of Whitby
OMG I gotcha Romeo!!!!!! Yeehaa!!! that never happens ....
Gm Maggie way to go !
Greg Brady Bonus Code: bulls
7:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Michael Rigowski (?) of Oshawa
Morning all. And I am on board with Maggie. BBQ and a bevvie for lunch. Should be an awesome day.
8:15 Stan Lee Cup Qualifier = Jack Brazzarie (?) of Woodbridge
Bonus Code:wings
I'm riding my bike to the Dentist later, then to the Pub.... for a cold one....Yeah I love hot weather!!!
Yea, it is cheap on gas! You only burn calories. LOL