GAME...."and THEN the fight started!!!"

[robbiebaby69]

I think we might get some funny entries here!


I just received the following email and I wanted to share it with you.
Can YOU come up with a new, funny entry?
Read the following examples. I think you will get the hang of it. By all means switch up the genders! ( please? )

Just remember, your reply must conclude with:
"and then the fight started".

Here's some to get you started!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started.

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about
3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...
So I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started.

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.


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Still fighting

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were
in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And then the fight started ...

****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not
happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I
look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started ...