Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not Guilty

Have you ever lied to your spouse about the way they look in an outfit.

not guilty.......I tell it as I see it

have you ever taken someone's newspaper

When I was working, I would take the bar's newspaper, and bring it to the beer and wine store for me to read :)

Have you ever cut your thumb with a pair of scissors?

Not my thumb anyway.

Do you notice a cut doesn't hurt until you see blood.

Usually guilty but today...
Not Guilty as it hurts right now and there is no blood.

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and were so distracted that you really weren't listening?

guilty.......usually a woman yapping on and on and on......:hahaha:

have you ever been a flasher

Not Guilty, but I have shot someone a moon :)

Have you ever touched wet paint accidentally?

guilty

have you ever planted a foreign object in your food at a restaurant to try and get away from paying your bill.

Not guilty-where do you come up with these things BM :)

Have you ever put tape on a cats feet?

not guilty.......ask Koala about my warped sense of humor

have you ever taken candy from a baby

Guilty...my babies :)

Have you ever swore in public?

guilty......who isn't

have you ever sprayed a neighbours cat with the hose to make it get away

no

have you ever swore in front of your boss?

guilty

have you ever told you boss EXACTLY what you thought of them

Not Guilty ... wish I had the opportunity with a couple of passed ones.

HAve you ever dropped an uncooked Hamburger or steak on the deck, and cooked it on the BBQ anyway.