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Happy Sunday!! I'll see you all in a few days; I'm going on a short vacation with the better half to recharge my batteries. Here's hoping I can make it through at least one day without needing a nap!
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Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs.
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' '
‘Of course child. What may I do for you?'
‘Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday.
It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official
asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father……..Next please!'
Good morning all....off to the golf course. Terrible humidity this AM...had to turn on the A/C.
me, too :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by jknmomma
Haven't danced in a while, Happy Monday, everybody dance....
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OMG...I am in love with those funny pictures!!!
Monday Greetings & special Rep for Bobby Sherman!
You know we should all be ashamed of ourselves for not mentioning that yesterday was Bobby Sherman's 69th birthday.
I used to love him you know & his cute mug decorated a section of my bedroom wall with posters from Tiger Beat Magazine & 16 Magazine. I did not let the age difference cloud my feelings for him. I was in LOVE!!
If he wasn't the first concerts I saw, he was one of the first. I saw him about 1971ish at the O'Keefe Centre. It was a very noisy event, but it was quite a lot of fun for a gaggle of screaming girls & the parents who weathered a very "shrilling" experience.
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