Today is, National Ask A Stupid Question Day! Will you give me $1000?
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Today is, National Ask A Stupid Question Day! Will you give me $1000?
Good morning....off to w*rk
Well Good Morning People. I did some checking & verified that today is International Coffee Day. Isn't that wonderful? I'm not sure how you should celebrate this day, but have a good one & here's to that wonderful cup of java!
I do not like "flavoured" coffee, but I do like herbal tea,
Vanilla or peachy coffee seems ridiculous to me,
A dram of grand marnier or baileys is a different story,
& a Spanish or Irish coffee has indeed earned a bit of glory,
I know that it was once was that Coffee Mate tastes great,
But I do believe that statement is open for debate,
Although I shy away from having too much caffeine,
My one cup in the morning is part of my routine,
Yes, I know its personal taste & it’s subject to various opinions
But out there in the world today we have many coffee minions,
Did you ever think you’d see coffee wars or rims that need a rollin’?
Or that you’d be driving in your car doing some coffee patrollin’?
No offence to Starbucks lovers, but it’s not my cup of tea,
& yes that’s an oxy-moron, but you should expect that from me,
Second Cup is alright & their patios are nice,
But if you’re on a budget, you’ll pay a hefty price,
Instant coffee has its merits but to a cup of it I’ll pass,
I’m nearing the end of my coffee ramble, but I say alas,
Coffee is big business, so enjoy it to the last drop,
& I’ll see you all one of these days at your favourite Coffee Shop,
A p.s. to Timmy’s loyalists, who are tirelessly "roll up the rim to win",
That “please play again” greeting should not be to your chagrin.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,
"I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less
attractive."
"I also heard that you've been calling me fat?!?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look
larger than you really are."
"I've also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his d-ck!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his d-ck!"
Hope your caturday was more fun than this (unless you wanted it to be like this).
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Good morning....one more w*rk day to go.
Happy Bunday!
so very cute!
congrats to our friends in the gold heart club
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