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health and happiness to one and all
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Everyone please proceed to the Smart Canuck party hall,
After all it’s New Years Eve & time to have a ball,
There is going to be some dancing & even a conga line,
You just need to find your mojo & set it to align!
A sushi table for the people, who like things tangy & raw,
You can even take your chopsticks & chow down in the spa,
Lots & lots of cold cuts & even whole grain buns,
The fun is just beginning & we’re all in for tons,
Cheese fondues & platters with delicate snacks & treats,
& with that spinning disco ball, no one will stay in their seats,
Snowball dances & prizes as we keep the lights a’dimmin’,
Even a champagne fountain for those who love their swimmin’,
Horns to blow & hats to don & Happy New Year! Banners,
Everyone is here for a bit of fun & we always mind our manners,
At the stroke of midnight, we all join hands & sing,
Some of us will weep as the clock begins to ring,
Just another day takes you into yet another year,
Remember the fine people in your life when you raise your glass to cheer,
Good health, contentment & happiness are tidings that go without saying,
& we’ll all be back for more next year, so let’s just keep on playing!
Part Deux
A few notations to a poem that I wrote last New Year's Eve,
No quirky advice or suggestions on how you can achieve,
No K-Tel magic moments to help the light to shine,
No maps that need unfolding to help you all align,
You all know the rule of thumb about considering another's feelings,
We also know to be practical when it comes to life & its' dealings,
You may be an animal lover or maybe you're an amazing cook,
Perhaps you danced your way through the seventies & read a self help book,
Remember the 1980's & did you have one of those shocking perms?
Wasn't there a sappy movie about endearment & its terms?
What did you do in the 90's & did you have Windows 95?
Did you ever think the world could be right there on your hard drive?
Remember all the hoopla about the pending millennium crash?
& are we in the midst of a pace that goes so fast that you almost have a rash?
Now we turn our calendars to the year twenty-thirteen,
& gone our the days when we would calculate on a Burrough's adding machine,
Just remember when to take issue & know when it's just time to chill,
Sincerest wishes as always from your poet in Smart Canuck-ville.
:) :) :) :)
Good morning & Happy New Year. Off to w*rk....sigh
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished .
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A young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
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Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say ... talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Have an absolutely fabulous 2013 everyone !
(This will be me and my bff in a few years lol)
Happy New Year reps to all!! :-)
