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    A Doctor in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough".


    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.


    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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    A guy met a girl at the state fair, and she invited him back to
    her place for the night.

    When they arrived at her house, they went right into her bedroom.
    The guy noticed that the room was filled with stuffed animals.
    There were hundreds of them all over the place. Giant stuffed
    animals were on top of the wardrobe. Large stuffed animals were
    on the bookshelf and on the windowsill, and a lot of smaller
    stuffed animals were on the bottom shelf.

    Later, after they had sex, he turned to her and asked
    confidently,

    "So... how was I?"

    "Well," she said, "You can take anything from the bottom shelf."

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    Repping along on a Monday........

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    Good morning....kind of mild out but still have a day at the mountain planned.

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    ready for breakfast?

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    Gosh that looks good, but not for brekkie, maybe lunch?

    What's really for lunch today - yay for leftovers!


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    Food truck in Calgary; wish we had one here!


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    Morning all. My laptop is in for a virus...grrrr hope you all have a terrific Tuesday. Can't post any pictures from my iPad....I'm sad
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    We all need a little sunshine every now and then

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    Today is, National Man Watcher's Day! Prolonged study of the human male may bring up some questions. Why is he only losing hair from one spot on the back of his head?
    How many times can he check out his muscles in the bathroom mirror before he gets in the shower?
    Hasn't he worn those same jeans every day for the past week?
    Sadly, keen observers have yet to reach any solid conclusions on the habits of the male, but they continue to pave the way for future generations of male watchers.
    Some SC`s will have a pass on this day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by attitash View Post
    Today is, National Man Watcher's Day! Prolonged study of the human male may bring up some questions. Why is he only losing hair from one spot on the back of his head?
    How many times can he check out his muscles in the bathroom mirror before he gets in the shower?
    Hasn't he worn those same jeans every day for the past week?
    Sadly, keen observers have yet to reach any solid conclusions on the habits of the male, but they continue to pave the way for future generations of male watchers.
    Some SC`s will have a pass on this day!
    I respectfully decline your offer to pass. Nay, I shall indeed spoil myself on this day and watch men all day, unabashedly One important question you missed: why can't men ever find the margarine in the fridge?
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    Wishing you all a very happy ...

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